I soon forget my worries as visitor sleep drops by and drags me along into its’ make believe world. In that world, I see myself riding in those big cars that I like, with Rosco.
“carry her too, were ni ohun na” the noise wakes me up from my sleep and I realize that some uniformed men have gotten hold of me. I try to set myself free from their grip but they are stronger than I am. While struggling with them, passers-by look at me, even Rosco whose bus is almost full of passengers is watching too.
“Diz one strong oh” the heftiest of them says so I bite his wrist. He screams and lets go of me, but the others hold on tight and continue dragging me towards a van by the road. I know they are taking me away because they think I am a mad woman.
I struggle to go free but the more I try, the more the crowd that is gathering to watch the unfolding drama.
“I am not going without him” I shout but it’s like they don’t understand what I am trying to say.
“she doesn’t know that we are only doing her a favor, we are going to treat her” one of the officials says
What they don’t know is that they are separating me from Rosco, the only person that sees me as normal.
We soon get to the van and while trying to force me in, I break loose and run towards Rosco. Everyone including Rosco run for dear life because they think I want to hurt them. Whereas, I only want to show them that I am normal and that I do what every normal person does especially that sweet thing that Rosco and I do.
I soon get hold of Rosco and try to make him come into me like he does at nights but he doesn’t want to co-operate. He doesn’t want to help me prove to the onlookers that I am not mad.
In desperation, I rip off his short, and everyone screams ah. Why are they screaming ah, when they are yet to see the best part? I almost nail Rosco down but I stop when I see people taking pictures.
I remember no more but I know that I won’t see Rosco again, especially when I see newspapers and magazines with my pictures on them and headlines like “the sex life of a Lagos mad woman”.
If what Rosco does to me is what they call sex life, well so be it, but I really do miss that life. The good news is that I now have a 3months old baby that looks so much like Rosco. My baby and I now get to receive gifts mostly money, food and old clothes from passers-by who think I am a beggar. As for those that still think I am mad, well I don’t give a damn, after all, nobody is 100% sane!
Lovely entry kemi… No one is 100% sane? Yeah! I love it
Dats a gud drop kemi…much of reality in der..tnks nd more of it is expected
Funny end…giggling ooooo
U r just as sound nd perfect 4 writn competn..u r so swt kemi
Very hilarious…. Interesting write up, thumbs up.
Ok, so Rosco is neither dead/alive…interesting!
So interesting..thumbs up Kemisola
This is so hilarrious,i love it,nice write up kemi! U ar d best!
keep ’em coming ppl! prolific writer toh badt.
i trust your stories,different with style
Impressive…simply impressive. Good work Kemi!
I love the way you linked the story…you continued directly from where seun concluded his…i wish you all the best
Kemi filani hmmmmmm……….. Awesome write up dear! U̶̲̥̅̊ J̶̲̥̅̊μ̥§τ̣̣̥ nailed it! U̶̲̥̅̊ r the best @ wat U̶̲̥̅̊ do.
i like your ending. i find it believeable, you ff through on the pattern but still incorporated your style, you’ve done a good job.
Filani rocks!!! Lovely story from a very diff angle dt nobody saw. Gud one
This is awesome,wat a wonderful story-line
This is the wonderful nd awesome,wat a story-line
Kemi u’re just a replica of Mrs Filani keep it up, that’s a good one. Just too good
Don’t know Ђơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ω †̥ qualify it 100% good. GBAM
WOw, i pretty love this! Gud job Filani.
lovely one my dear… We all ave atoms of madness in us…true tok
This write-up is great and fabulous.
Hey Kemi, i think i like your story line and i will like to film it if you will like it. please contact me.
Dat is a very good write up nd interesting.pls keep it up kemi.
This is a very good write-up and intresting, keep it up kemi.
Dis story is very intresting and straight forward,kip it up kemi,u are 100% among d best.
Good job Kemi. Brilliant.
I knew you were going to get so many good responses to ur piece as soon as I started reading it. It was real. Thumbs up!
nyc story kip it up
A very practical approach @Kemo. This is good
A good read….
*goes to grab a bag of popcorn and a chill can of red bull, enthralled*
of al d stories i v seen, dz is d best! U dfinately v my vote. I am nt surprisd bcoz ur blog stories r always amazing too. U wl definately get 2d best ten, al d best!
This is inspiring!!!
im very impressed with dis conclusion…i particularly love the fact dat she was able to bring in the media n d title of the story…very creative work
Hahahahaha, where did this come from? NICE! Voted
I love this, Interesting nd hilarious.
I love this. So wonderful, interestin and hilarious
This one’s nice! Weldone
Love ur concept, 9ice writing, keep it up…….I’m proud of u.
nice one there…but I think I’m 100% sane
Gud one kemi. I think u are the best so far in dis competn!
9C RITE UP, CONCEPT AND EXCLUSIVELY INTELLIGENT AND BRILLIANT
She is d best
Filani Kemisola,lol..Ur writting is indeed d best
lol. I really like this.. especially d ending.
She does it like no other… Kemi Filani, I duff my hat
Nice write up kemisola. More grease. D Lord help u…
Simply splendid, Kemi…I couldn’t expect less
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