I didn’t see Rosco this morning, maybe he went on those things he calls meetings. The sick feeling in my stomach won’t go and the smell of food makes me sick. The day was uneventful without my Rosco and even the free food from Iya alamala didn’t make me happy. I gave Rio my friend, the dog who usually strolls by, to eat .He greedily devoured it, while I watched him in disgust.
It’s unusually cold tonight .I wish Rosco was here pumping me full with Rosco Junior (It’s my secret name for his enormous member).I’m still cold, inspite of the thick wrapper I got from mama Peju, the kind-hearted landlady who lives nearby. I just woke up with a start and I wonder where that noise is coming from at this time of the night. It must be Rosco. Let me go out to see.
I see a big man’s car approaching , those ones that look almost like the rugged ones they use in war, only this one is finer. What do you call them ? Jeep? Ehen . I have seen many of its type , pass through this road during the day. Beautiful young girls in the front seat and old men by their side, doing love mi jeje, love me tender. Choi, the man has just gotten down and is coming towards where I live. Where is my stick ? He thinks he is smart eh ?
He is now creeping so as not to be seen. Mumu, does he think I am blind ? I will show him. Wait, he is bringing something out of his agbada pocket. Mogbe !!! A bundle of crisp naira notes. Okay I am no more his enemy. He is even greeting me “Ekale ma”, he says gently as he hands the bundle to me(Good evening ma). He came frequently after that, bringing me money, and food .
As my belly grew in size, it wasn’t uncommon to hear people make comments about me. “Were yi ma ti loyun” (This lunatic is now pregnant),they would say. Rosco altogether avoided me during the day and his nightly visits were now few and far between. I miss him and Rosco Junior. Although chief has been doing me during his visits, it can never be like that of Rosco. He pumps me like a lifeless chicken, that man is old. Can’t money buy action ?
Nine months have flown by and this my stomach makes me so uncomfortable. What is inside anyway ? Roscoe told me months ago that it was a small sickness and it would soon end. Mogbe ooo!!!. I feel like someone just kicked me in the stomach. Thank God, Chief is here. He is now soothing me. Who is this woman who came with him ? She is now touching my ‘down there’ and trying to bring this huge thing out of me. She and chief took ‘ it’ and ran into the night.
'Seun Writes 
You are so imaginative and creative. You came in through an angle i did’nt anticipate. You have my vote.
Very intriguing ending. The writer is obviously very talented..
Different and creative. Voted!
Opemi nyc one… talent.
Very interesting story lin
e and well parkage
Good
One
lolllllllllllllll…… well, that was un expected.. Thumbs UP!!!
What a dynamic story! You make your piece different with your entirely different and interesting story line. I just love this write-up, KUDOS!
hmmmmm….. surprise ending.. thats the power of creativity …
surprising ending!! although eww y did chief still feel the need to do her?
I had to read the last two lines over before I grasped what you actually meant, and those lines actually gave the story its edge. Nice one Ope
An interesting read! Opemi you have a clear and appealing language style. You have my vote!!
Impressive Ope…”She and Chief took ‘it’ and ran into the night”
That will have to stick to memory…
What you just wrote is a mixture of sense creativity and talent. You made me almost consider the option of taking you for a test cause u really placed yourself in the position of a mad woman. Good work! This story couldn’t have had a better ending
This is a mixture of sense, creativity and talent. You made me almost consider the option of taking you for a test cause u really placed yourself in the position of a mad woman. Good work! This story couldn’t have had a better ending
Just won my vote. Cheers
I’m sooo voting your line of thot. Interesting from start to finish.
Wat a brilliant composition….keep it up.
This is definately ONE of a kind……U are a Unique writer.
Nice 1 Ope.
Lovely, creative and captivating !!!
Nice concept, good construction
Ope you are a woman of considerable characker.
Had to laugh a bit. Quite interesting.
Still can find the right word to describe how captivating this story is. Beautiful write up. May you creative ink no run dry ope.
I thout some man had won my hear, but you my little Ope simply blew it away. Well done
Opeeeeeee, this piece is like Mama Amalas amala, well rounded and hot….! You told reality in an dramatic manner.
Nice…but some unanswered questions:
1. Is the narrator a mad woman that people come to sleep with?
2. If the narrator is a mad woman, how come she has a house?
3. What is the narrator doing with a stick?
Beyond those missing links (yet crucial for the story to be balanced in my eyes), I think it was nice..
@Seyi_Osinowo
Seyi I think I can answer your questions, obviously this is a story about a madwoman who is also the mad woman.
2. It’s not mentioned anywhere in the story that she has a house, it’s probably an uncompleted building or dumpster she operates from and calls home.
3. She’s a mad woman, makes sense that she would have a stick at some point in her life, lol to ward off nuisances whether man or beast
Beautiful captivating piece, love it..
Thanks for the explanation, but let me critique a little bit.
“I didn’t see Rosco this morning” gave me the (subtle) impression that she meets Rosco at a destination. It sounds like a statement a young lady would say after a one night stand in which her mate ditches her. Given the fact that he is (most likely) not a mad man, it is unlikely Rosco will want to be seen with her during the day.
Thereby, my recommendation: substitute statement for “Rosco didn’t show up last night”……
The stick and “Ekale ma”…wrong combination. OK, I get it; not typical writing but this signals an elderly woman (especially with hidden identity). Further more, I can’t help but wonder, what will a mad woman need a stick for? A higher level of intelligence is required to use that (unless, I really need to go out much more as I have never seen a reason to associate mad people with such abilities).
My recommendation: remove the stick from the article and substitute “Ekale Ma” with “Fine girl”, “Sweet something” or some word to indicate Chief’s interest.
My 2 cents.
@Seyi_Osinowo
Entry 11
Nice piece.
i admit,its a different angle from other stereotypes.I say YES.
This is totally differnt. Dats creative.
That’s wonderful…u reay tried and ur piece is educative…keep a good work !
I didn’t get how the man
from the Jeep, Chief, was
related to Rosco.
Good story, I’m sorry, but………you got my vote
Wow, nice write up.$
Ope sure gets my vote
Creative ,interesting and well package. I don’t have any option ope,you have my vote.
Great job!
In many ways it is humankind’s most stunning achievement. It is the most exclusive of the world’s best, created and controlled by the one and only OPE SAYS…
Pingback: #Endthestory Top 10 | 'Seun Writes·
Pingback: Meet the TOP 10: Opemipo Adebanjo | 'Seun Writes·